Ramses The Great
While I was happy with the selection of Hakeem Nicks, I was hoping that GM Jerry Reese would have acquired a taller receiver to replace Plaxico Burress. Reese was one step ahead of me, however, as he traded up in the third to draft 6’6 Ramses Barden. I wanted this guy so much that I was literally doing fist pumps on the bus back to New York while following the draft on my phone…what a sad image…
Barden is a project, and he may not see much playing time this year. But there is a reason that former Egyptian Pharaoh “Ramses II” was named after this guy (look it up, it’s a fact). He is an absolute monster in the red zone and could lead the team in RZTTT (red zone targets divided by total targets, a statistic I just made up).
Based on his body type and Division I-AA background, the best case scenario is that he is the next Marques Colston, my favorite player in the history of sports (Hofstra Flying Dutchmen Pride!). Colston had 70 receptions for 1,038 yards in only 14 games in his rookie season, and he set an NFL record for the most receptions in a player’s first two season (168). While this is obviously an exceptional situation, it does show that a rookie wide receiver from a small school can make a big impact right off the bat.
Possibly the most impressive fact about Barden is that he scored touchdowns in 20 straight Division I-AA games, breaking Jerry Rice’s
record. Therefore, Ramses Barden > Jerry Rice.
Here is what I wrote about Barden in January in my Wide Receiver Preview: “Second Day Sleeper. At 6-6, Barden is already a Giant (hahahaha!) His gigantic body would provide a Plax-like target for Eli. He can catch, but has trouble separating due to below average speed.”
Click Here for more on Barden, as well as a YouTube highlight reel of fade after fade after fade, all similar to the Super Bowl 42 winning touchdown pass from Eli Manning to…umm…I can’t seem to remember his name.





